Lily Hirsch – Medium

Lily Hirsch

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What My Teen Daughter Says To Me: Fantasy Edition

Let a mother dream!

5d ago

Person sitting on the ground under a starry night sky, surrounded by a glowing blue light trail swirling around them.

5d ago

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How To Tell A Friend That They Look Like A Celebrity

Remember, the experience should make your friend feel terrible!

Nov 3

How To Tell A Friend That They Look Like A Celebrity

Nov 3

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A Haunted House For Parents

Home eek Home!

Oct 30

A Haunted House For Parents

Oct 30

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Film Noir Parenting

It’s 3 o’clock, school pickup time, somewhere.

Oct 27

Film Noir Parenting

Oct 27

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Fairy Tales for Parents

Sleeping Beauty

Oct 7

Cartoon image of a castle on a cliff. Two children stand below calling out, “Mom, where’s your hair? We need you!” A speech bubble from the castle replies, “Sorry! I’m watching Love Island!”

Oct 7

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Highlights From a Mom Talent Show

Finally, some acknowledgement!

Oct 2

Cartoon style image of a woman in front of a red curtain in the spotlight with the following items around her: the symbol pi, a protractor, a carrot, and a to-do list.

Oct 2

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How to Get the Junior High Look With Six Very Different Outfit Options

Parents, take note!

Sep 17

Photo of a teen boy wearing a black hoodie sweatshirt.

Sep 17

Published in

An Honest School Picture Order Form

Time to get the absolute worst photo of your kid!

Sep 8

An Honest School Picture Order Form

Sep 8

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Miranda Rights for Parents Who Are Friends With Other Parents

Friends don’t let friends go to children’s theater!

Sep 2

Theater crowd with thought bubbles “I’m so glad my friend is here” and “I wish I was anywhere but here”

Sep 2

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Why I, a Mom, Must Tell My Kids Bad Jokes

They can always count on me to not make them laugh!

Aug 15

Cartoon image of a woman standing at a microphone in a spotlight on stage against a red curtain with a speech bubble that says “Is this thing on?”

Aug 15

Lily Hirsch

Lily Hirsch

Lily Hirsch is the author of Weird Al: Seriously and Taking Funny Music Seriously. Apparently, she likes to explain jokes. Ugh.

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