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Lily Hirsch

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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

How to Inflate a Pool Floatie in Ten Impossibly Complicated Steps

You can (maybe) do it!

4d ago

Big yellow duck floatie sitting on pool surface.

4d ago

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How I Imagine the Unveiling of the Very First School Summer Break Went Down

Sorry, Parents! Bwahaha!

5d ago

Close up photo of a girl in front of a swimming pool with a devious look on her face.

5d ago

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The Award For Most Awkward End Of The Year Award Ceremony Goes To . . . Every Middle School

Congrats!

May 31

Canva created “Certificate of Recognition” presented to middle schools for awkward award ceremonies.

May 31

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Frazzled

How Teenagers Confess Mistakes to Their Parents

It was just a turtle!

May 14

Photo of a turtle on the ground surrounded by greenery.

May 14

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A Teenager Discovers “Guess What, Chicken Butt”

Like Christopher Columbus!

May 5

Photo of two chickens, one brown and one white, on a road with text on the top reading “Guess What?”

May 5

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How To Take the Perfect Photo of Your Precious Kids

Say “dead squirrel,” I mean “cheese!”

Apr 28

Photo of three young children making funny faces.

Apr 28

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How To Enjoy Easter Without Eggs

Decorate your brick, kids!

Apr 2

Photo of an Easter basket in an outdoor setting with a plastic wiffle ball, apple, organge, and rock in a bed of fake Easter grass.

Apr 2

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6 Reasons I Can’t Enjoy the Kid’s iPad Blaring at the Next Table

Less talking, more iPad!

Mar 20

Stylized image of a cartoon child with an ipad sitting at a table in a real looking restaurant. There is a yellow volume symbol in the middle and a speech bubble coming from another table with the words “Turn it up, kid!”

Mar 20

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Advice 13-Year-Olds Actually Want To Get From Their Parents

“You’re right… here’s some money.”

Mar 4

Advice 13-Year-Olds Actually Want To Get From Their Parents

Mar 4

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Parenting Lessons From a Mom in a Spy Movie

Parenting is tough. And it’s a given that your kids are going to hate you. But you can earn their love if you just lead a double life…

Feb 26

Parenting Lessons From a Mom in a Spy Movie

Feb 26

Lily Hirsch

Lily Hirsch

Lily Hirsch is the author of Weird Al: Seriously and Taking Funny Music Seriously. Apparently, she likes to explain jokes. Ugh.

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