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How to Relax and Enjoy the Summer Vibe When You’re a Parent

And, remember, stress will KILL YOU!!!

3d ago

Image of woman with her eyes closed, here fingers laced together in front of her face, looking stressed out.

3d ago

Lily Hirsch
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The Belladonna Comedy

Q & A About The Big Summer Sale Where Everything’s On Sale Except The Stuff You Want

You save by not saving!

Jul 11

Q & A About The Big Summer Sale Where Everything’s On Sale Except The Stuff You Want

Jul 11

Lily Hirsch
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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

How the Invention of the Ice Cream Cone Definitely Happened

No, really. This makes sense.

Jun 26

How the Invention of the Ice Cream Cone Definitely Happened

Jun 26

Lily Hirsch
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Frazzled

Welcome to the Hit New Game Show “What’s That Smell?”

Everyone plays even though no one wants to!

Jun 24

Old-timey black and white game show image of a male host and female contestant with a name tag that reads “Patty.” A marquee banner at the bottom reads “What’s That Smell?” A speech bubble from Patty reads “Is it… the smell of completely giving up?”

Jun 24

Lily Hirsch
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Frazzled

End of the School Year Parent Awards

Congrats!

Jun 3

Background of a red carpet and red curtain like the entrance to an awards show. Text on top reads: “End of the School Year Parent Awards.” A stylized marquee in the middle reads: “The World’s Saddes Awards Show.”

Jun 3

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Frazzled

An Open Letter to the Child Who Just Found Out Her Mom Watches Bridgerton

You will get through this

May 16

An Open Letter to the Child Who Just Found Out Her Mom Watches Bridgerton

May 16

Lily Hirsch
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Slackjaw

I’m A Mom In A Teen Rom-Com And I Have Some Questions About My Death

Tragedy plus time should equal boyfriend.

May 11

I’m A Mom In A Teen Rom-Com And I Have Some Questions About My Death

May 11

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Frazzled

What I’m Pretty Sure Would Happen if I Ran Into My Kid’s Teacher at a Party

The cookie thing will definitely be an issue

May 1

A woman with curly hair looking thoughtful, with a finger on her cheek and looking upwards. She is imagining a cartoonish cookie character alongside a portrait of Vincent Van Gogh, all contained within a thought bubble.

May 1

Lily Hirsch
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Frazzled

Please Remember You Can Talk to Me, Your Mom, About Anything, Anytime, in These Specific Ways

The rules are simple

Apr 5

A woman is sitting and looking thoughtfully to the side. There is a speech bubble coming from her that says, “Kids, I’m always here for you… no, not like that.”

Apr 5

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Frazzled

We’re Both Five Minutes Early for School Pick-up and Basically Strangers So Let the Oversharing…

Nothing is off-limits

Mar 26

Two women are sitting outside on a sunny day, engaging in conversation. One is wearing a red sweater with a colorful pattern on the front, light-colored pants, and white shoes, and has sunglasses on. The other is dressed in a green jumpsuit with a red top underneath. They’re surrounded by greenery and a modern building in the background. Speech bubbles show them talking: one asks “How’s it going?” and the other replies, “Ok. Except for my husband’s rash!”

Mar 26

Lily Hirsch

Lily Hirsch

Lily Hirsch is the author Weird Al: Seriously and Taking Funny Music Seriously. Apparently, she likes to explain jokes. Ugh.

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