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Slackjaw

I’m A Mom In A Teen Rom-Com And I Have Some Questions About My Death

Tragedy plus time should equal boyfriend.

3 min read17 hours ago

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I’m A Mom In A Teen Rom-Com And I Have Some Questions About My Death

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Lily Hirsch
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Frazzled

What I’m Pretty Sure Would Happen if I Ran Into My Kid’s Teacher at a Party

The cookie thing will definitely be an issue

3 min readMay 1, 2024

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A woman with curly hair looking thoughtful, with a finger on her cheek and looking upwards. She is imagining a cartoonish cookie character alongside a portrait of Vincent Van Gogh, all contained within a thought bubble.

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Lily Hirsch
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Frazzled

Please Remember You Can Talk to Me, Your Mom, About Anything, Anytime, in These Specific Ways

The rules are simple

3 min readApr 5, 2024

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A woman is sitting and looking thoughtfully to the side. There is a speech bubble coming from her that says, “Kids, I’m always here for you… no, not like that.”

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Lily Hirsch
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Frazzled

We’re Both Five Minutes Early for School Pick-up and Basically Strangers So Let the Oversharing…

Nothing is off-limits

3 min readMar 26, 2024

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Two women are sitting outside on a sunny day, engaging in conversation. One is wearing a red sweater with a colorful pattern on the front, light-colored pants, and white shoes, and has sunglasses on. The other is dressed in a green jumpsuit with a red top underneath. They’re surrounded by greenery and a modern building in the background. Speech bubbles show them talking: one asks “How’s it going?” and the other replies, “Ok. Except for my husband’s rash!”

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Lily Hirsch
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Frazzled

10 Reasons to Run That You, a Parent Who Hates Running, Can Give Your Kid Who Also Hates Running

I’m super surprised you still have to run the mile in junior high PE.

3 min readMar 14, 2024

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This image shows two people running on a dirt path surrounded by natural vegetation. The person in the foreground is dressed in a blue jacket and running shorts, clearly engaged in a run, looking forward with focus and determination. The other person is in a colorful clown costume, complete with a wig, face paint, and nose, and is holding what appears to be a flower. They are running slightly behind the first person and looking at the camera, adding a humorous and unexpected element to the scene

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Lily Hirsch
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Frazzled

The Biggest Oscar Snubs of My Many Performances as a Mom

You’re not alone, Margot Robbie!

3 min readFeb 26, 2024

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The Biggest Oscar Snubs of My Many Performances as a Mom

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Lily Hirsch
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Frazzled

My Mom Jokes Are Just As Bad as Dad Jokes and I Must Tell Them for the Sake of Equality

You’re Welcome!!

3 min readFeb 12, 2024

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My Mom Jokes Are Just As Bad as Dad Jokes and I Must Tell Them for the Sake of Equality

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Lily Hirsch
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Slackjaw

What Would Happen If I, A Woman, Cared About Football, Based on Rom-Com Clichés

Flag on the play!

3 min readFeb 2, 2024

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What Would Happen If I, A Woman, Cared About Football, Based on Rom-Com Clichés

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Lily Hirsch
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Frazzled

Eviction Notice for My Child’s Stuffed Animals

Time’s up

3 min readJan 25, 2024

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Eviction Notice for My Child’s Stuffed Animals

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Lily Hirsch
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The Belladonna Comedy

At Our Store, A Dress Can Be Anything It Wants To Be, Even A “Jen’s Pirate Booty Elixir Grand…

Be more by using more words!!!

3 min readJan 23, 2024

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At Our Store, A Dress Can Be Anything It Wants To Be, Even A “Jen’s Pirate Booty Elixir Grand…

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Lily Hirsch

Lily Hirsch

Lily Hirsch is the author of books about music during the Nazi era and one on Weird Al. No, that is not a joke. (For more, check out lilyhirsch.com.)

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