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Lily Hirsch

Lily Hirsch
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The Belladonna Comedy

I’ll Now Take Anonymous Questions From Anyone Who Has Seen Me Running

Be sure to ask about the excessive sweating!

Nov 12

I’ll Now Take Anonymous Questions From Anyone Who Has Seen Me Running

Nov 12

Lily Hirsch
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Frazzled

How To Find Stuff When You Are a Kid

Hide-And-Go-Seek-Your-Mom!

Nov 8

Photo of small girl covering her face with her hands. There is a speech bubble over her head that reads “Mom, can you find whatever is right in front of my face?”

Nov 8

Lily Hirsch
in
Frazzled

A Middle-Aged Mom Fantasy

What a (slightly older) girl wants!

Oct 28

The image features the silhouette of a couple embracing, set against a pastel pink and purple gradient background. Each person has a speech bubble. The first says, “You had me at ‘go to sleep early and do nothing.’” The second speech bubble reads, “Here’s looking at that new throw pillow you bought, kid.” The image combines humor with a romantic silhouette.

Oct 28

Lily Hirsch
in
Frazzled

Your Kid’s School Announces Its New Line of Shirts

And, yes, you have to buy them!

Oct 11

The image shows a promotional design featuring a white t-shirt with the text “5th Grade” written on it. Below the text is a childlike drawing of a blue one-eyed bear. Above the t-shirt, the words “NEW ARRIVAL” are written in bold black letters, followed by the smaller text “FROM SCHOOL” just below it.

Oct 11

Lily Hirsch
in
Frazzled

Sorry, Kid. You Can’t Stay Home Alone Until You Can Handle Emergencies The Way I, an Adult, Can.

Your day will come

Sep 25

A caroonish image depicts a chaotic scene involving natural and man-made disasters. There are birds flying frantically in the sky, symbolizing distress. In the background, there are hills with waves of water rushing towards a house, suggesting a flood. On the right side, a building is on fire, indicating an emergency. A yellow warning sign with an exclamation mark emphasizes danger.

Sep 25

Lily Hirsch
in
Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

Know Your Rights When You’re Friends with a Writer

An excerpt of some disclaimers and exclusions you’ll find in your contract

Sep 18

Know Your Rights When You’re Friends with a Writer

Sep 18

Lily Hirsch
in
Frazzled

A Sincere Apology to My 13-Year-Old Daughter for Doing the Unthinkable: Saying Hello to Her Friends

If only I were a ghost!

Sep 3

A Sincere Apology to My 13-Year-Old Daughter for Doing the Unthinkable: Saying Hello to Her Friends

Sep 3

Lily Hirsch
in
Frazzled

What I Imagine Would Happen If I Co-opt My Teen’s Style and Wear Birkenstocks With Socks

Am I slaying, queen?

Aug 13

What I Imagine Would Happen If I Co-opt My Teen’s Style and Wear Birkenstocks With Socks

Aug 13

Lily Hirsch
in
The Belladonna Comedy

Good Weird vs. Bad Weird

Bad weird: Starting a new club devoted to tracking strangers’ menstrual cycles.

Aug 13

Good Weird vs. Bad Weird

Aug 13

Lily Hirsch
in
Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

I’m the Baby Carrot on Your Kid’s Plate, and I’m Just as Disgusted With Me as He Is

Please eat me and put me out of my misery

Aug 7

I’m the Baby Carrot on Your Kid’s Plate, and I’m Just as Disgusted With Me as He Is

Aug 7

Lily Hirsch

Lily Hirsch

Lily Hirsch is the author of Weird Al: Seriously and Taking Funny Music Seriously. Apparently, she likes to explain jokes. Ugh.

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