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Lily Hirsch

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Advice 13-Year-Olds Actually Want To Get From Their Parents

“You’re right… here’s some money.”

1d ago

Advice 13-Year-Olds Actually Want To Get From Their Parents

1d ago

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Frazzled

Parenting Lessons From a Mom in a Spy Movie

Parenting is tough. And it’s a given that your kids are going to hate you. But you can earn their love if you just lead a double life…

Feb 26

Parenting Lessons From a Mom in a Spy Movie

Feb 26

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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

What Your Author Photo Says About You

Writing the book was easy compared to marketing yourself as a writer to the masses

Feb 14

Author in front of bookshelves trying to look smart.

Feb 14

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Frazzled

You’re Invited To The Upcoming Junior High Band Concert, Even Though No One Wants You There

Yes, you have to come!

Feb 3

You’re Invited To The Upcoming Junior High Band Concert, Even Though No One Wants You There

Feb 3

Published in
Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

How to Trick Sport Fans into Believing That You Actually Like Watching Sports

It’s easy if you follow these simple steps

Jan 8

Group of guys watching sports but one obviously doesn’t know what’s going on.

Jan 8

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Frazzled

Fear Me, Ye Mortals, For I, A Mother, Can Summon Illness Simply By Planning A Fun Outing For Myself

I am mighty and all-powerful

Dec 30, 2024

The image consists of three panels: A cartoon woman holding a plate with a slice of cake, saying, “Great to see you!” A middle panel featuring a young woman against a cosmic or magical backdrop with the word “BOOM” in a comic-style speech bubble. A school building illustration with a speech bubble saying, “Come get your kid!”

Dec 30, 2024

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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

Dear John, Who Just Tried to Sell Me a Used Toyota Corolla

Sadly, this is goodbye forever so, please, drive away and never look back

Dec 23, 2024

“John” the salesman tries to woo the woman to make her come back to him and the used car.

Dec 23, 2024

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Slackjaw

I, Composer Pytor Tchaikovsky, Always Dreamed Of Getting Nutcrackers And Rats On A Line Of Fancy…

And my plan was simple!

Dec 18, 2024

I, Composer Pytor Tchaikovsky, Always Dreamed Of Getting Nutcrackers And Rats On A Line Of Fancy…

Dec 18, 2024

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Frazzled

What the Weird Reindeer Ornament Your Kid Made Really Wants

To start, a better spot on the tree!

Dec 6, 2024

Photo of a peanut shell Christmas ornament with googly eyes, a red nose, and some sort of maroon bow or decoration on top.

Dec 6, 2024

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The Belladonna Comedy

I’ll Now Take Anonymous Questions From Anyone Who Has Seen Me Running

Be sure to ask about the excessive sweating!

Nov 12, 2024

I’ll Now Take Anonymous Questions From Anyone Who Has Seen Me Running

Nov 12, 2024

Lily Hirsch

Lily Hirsch

Lily Hirsch is the author of Weird Al: Seriously and Taking Funny Music Seriously. Apparently, she likes to explain jokes. Ugh.

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