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Lily Hirsch

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Frazzled

How To Enjoy Easter Without Eggs

Decorate your brick, kids!

Apr 2

Photo of an Easter basket in an outdoor setting with a plastic wiffle ball, apple, organge, and rock in a bed of fake Easter grass.

Apr 2

Published in
Frazzled

6 Reasons I Can’t Enjoy the Kid’s iPad Blaring at the Next Table

Less talking, more iPad!

Mar 20

Stylized image of a cartoon child with an ipad sitting at a table in a real looking restaurant. There is a yellow volume symbol in the middle and a speech bubble coming from another table with the words “Turn it up, kid!”

Mar 20

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Frazzled

Advice 13-Year-Olds Actually Want To Get From Their Parents

“You’re right… here’s some money.”

Mar 4

Advice 13-Year-Olds Actually Want To Get From Their Parents

Mar 4

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Frazzled

Parenting Lessons From a Mom in a Spy Movie

Parenting is tough. And it’s a given that your kids are going to hate you. But you can earn their love if you just lead a double life…

Feb 26

Parenting Lessons From a Mom in a Spy Movie

Feb 26

Published in
Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

What Your Author Photo Says About You

Writing the book was easy compared to marketing yourself as a writer to the masses

Feb 14

Author in front of bookshelves trying to look smart.

Feb 14

Published in
Frazzled

You’re Invited To The Upcoming Junior High Band Concert, Even Though No One Wants You There

Yes, you have to come!

Feb 3

You’re Invited To The Upcoming Junior High Band Concert, Even Though No One Wants You There

Feb 3

Published in
Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

How to Trick Sport Fans into Believing That You Actually Like Watching Sports

It’s easy if you follow these simple steps

Jan 8

Group of guys watching sports but one obviously doesn’t know what’s going on.

Jan 8

Published in
Frazzled

Fear Me, Ye Mortals, For I, A Mother, Can Summon Illness Simply By Planning A Fun Outing For Myself

I am mighty and all-powerful

Dec 30, 2024

The image consists of three panels: A cartoon woman holding a plate with a slice of cake, saying, “Great to see you!” A middle panel featuring a young woman against a cosmic or magical backdrop with the word “BOOM” in a comic-style speech bubble. A school building illustration with a speech bubble saying, “Come get your kid!”

Dec 30, 2024

Published in
Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

Dear John, Who Just Tried to Sell Me a Used Toyota Corolla

Sadly, this is goodbye forever so, please, drive away and never look back

Dec 23, 2024

“John” the salesman tries to woo the woman to make her come back to him and the used car.

Dec 23, 2024

Published in
Slackjaw

I, Composer Pytor Tchaikovsky, Always Dreamed Of Getting Nutcrackers And Rats On A Line Of Fancy…

And my plan was simple!

Dec 18, 2024

I, Composer Pytor Tchaikovsky, Always Dreamed Of Getting Nutcrackers And Rats On A Line Of Fancy…

Dec 18, 2024

Lily Hirsch

Lily Hirsch

Lily Hirsch is the author of Weird Al: Seriously and Taking Funny Music Seriously. Apparently, she likes to explain jokes. Ugh.

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